Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Y Perfume ?

Ok..so me and corpsekicker were chatting, about developers aka dev's aka coders aka aka. And (yes I'm starting a sentence with and :P) one of the things we noticed was......wait for it.....wait for it...(this is actually a short post which I'm trying to lengthen it with all this...stuff! :P)...wait for it....ok!. One of the things we noticed was that dev's almost instinctively know if someone else is a dev or not. It's like we have dev scent or something.

Anyway, the question then popped up (like an infamous NullPointerException or StringIndexOutOfBoundsException :P) "If developers had a perfume what would the name of the perfume be!??"

the result: (we were too lazy so there's only 2)
1. i+=7
2. IfStinkThenSprayMe


After much debate (7sec) we concluded that it should be i+=7...coz 7 is awesome ennet.

Anyway..i decided to make a prototype or test case of a possible bottle + name.


Monday, August 24, 2009

Y Schitzo ???

Theorem of Schitzoness

Suppose u set a status, lets call it S, and after a day or two u happen to view the status and exclaim 'whaat!, who put that status!'

*deep breathe*The statement 'whaat!, who put that status!' is conversely proportionate to the initial argument stating that you set the status in the first place.

As contradictory as this may seem it is however a perfect case of Schitzoness. The theorem(in short) is thus :

if (person A sets a status S = true) & ( S is not recognisable(R) by A )
then Schitzoness = true

a shorter version would be: if ((A sets S) & (S !R A))
then Schitzoness = true

lol..i cant believe i just made all that up :P

Monday, July 23, 2007

Y Pirate ???

"This past week was a great week"...”MY WORD!!!"...ok this was supposed to start off with "today was a great day", but I dragged so yeah...it's a week already. Any way...back to the great week..

Mon: I made a decision!!!..Or two..It was a fishy day and the circle was feeling adventurous. (Damn sounds like a child's story)...on the way to ocean there many challenges...the 1st being the dreaded robot...which if any conversation were to begin at that point one might never get to cross it..Plus facing the wrong side doesn’t help much :P. the second was the terrible sand hill that went on for miles. I barely made it... (This is so dumb)

Okay back to the adventurous stuff...we had sushi...Neverblink had muscles and sushi (*nudge*great day*nudge*)...I didn't finish my wasabi, Neverblink left her garlic and I need not mention corpse kicker and her RICE!!..

Oh and we met a new friend with an old name...or was it an old friend without a name? I forget these things... his name...Bob Frank Hank the 7th Bulb...cool isnt?

Ok that was Monday...

I'm just going to chuck everything in coz I think I’m getting the days mixed up (and its going to be naaring to make mon:, tue:, n blah)

hmm.. Adventurous things...oh!..We put our feet on the grass in pawil O_O...i kid u not...on wednesday i sun burnt half my face which was cool...and on thursday we wasted ALLOT of paper printing out maggaj..(Ok im missing the main points...but its not my fault i cant remember :D)

And on Saturday I learnt a valuable lesson...”every foot has a tale to tell"(1)...

Ok I think I’m done...well not really but I can’t remember more...oh!...btw...it snowed...

(1) MNS in his book(which isn’t out just yet) titled
"Hellalullja-Feet for n00bs" or something like that..

(Please mind the spelling)

Monday, March 26, 2007

Y Tree?? (Just Because)

It's not a tree but close enough ;)

Y LP ??

"By Myself"
What do I do to ignore them behind me?Do I follow my instincts blindly?Do I hide my pride from these bad dreams?And give in to sad thoughts that are maddening?Do I sit here and try to stand it?Or do I try to catch them red-handed?Do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness,Or do I trust nobody and live in loneliness?Because I can't hold on when I'm stretched so thinI make the right moves but I'm lost withinI put on my daily facade but thenI just end up getting hurt againBy myself [myself]
I ask why, but in my mindI find I can’t rely on myself
I can’t hold onTo what I want when I’m stretched so thinIt’s all too much to take inI can’t hold onTo anything watching everything spinWith thoughts of failure sinking in
If ITurn my back I’m defenselessAnd to go blindly seems senselessIf I hide my pride and let it all go on then they’llTake from me ‘till everything is goneIf I let them go I’ll be outdoneBut if I try to catch them I’ll be outrunIf I’m killed by the questions like a cancerThen I’ll be buried in the silence of the answerby myself [myself]
I ask why, but in my mindI find I can’t rely on myself
How do you think I’ve lost so muchI'm so afraid that I'm out of touchHow do you expect... I will know what to doWhen all I know Is what you tell me to
Don’t you knowI can’t tell you how to make it goNo matter what I do, how hard I tryI can’t seem to convince myself whyI’m stuck on the outside
[Chorus x2]

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Y Blog ?

Ok so I've been meaning to write this post for about 5 weeks now. Hopefully I'll get it done today. Yes. I am the procrastinator (ironically I did a speech on that in about STD 2-4). Moving on..As you can tell from the Title, this post is about why should one blog. It’s something I've been asking myself allot lately (the past 5 weeks). I don’t see myself as the blogging type. I mean I blog allot in my head and think to myself "yes this would make a great blog! *Jumps up and down/breaks something*", but I don’t ever get down to writing it out, and the delay causes me to forget what I wanted to blog about so I end up staring at my computer screen thinking about the LP lines "..I had nothing to say and I get lost in the nothingness inside of me (I was confused) ..." So any way, I decided since I was wondering about blogging and stuff I might as well blog about that. Hence this post, but the procrastination really messes things up. Like now... I have no idea what else I was going to say. I know I wanted to talk about fishing and me needing to blog about that as soon as I catch a nice adult size (no babies or teenagers) and take a pic, to show, for fun. There was also suppose to be something about Disney channel, Kuzco and Cosmo... btw Kuzco + Cosmo = very Funny. So yeah a pretty Random post, but a post none the less. So I still don’t know if blogging is for me. I really doubt it, but I think a post every 3-6 months about something really dumb and insignificant or about Fish and 7 (Note how I separated "dumb and insignificant" from "Fish and 7"...VERY important). So that’s all I have to say for now...I think.

*Random thought in head "This has very little to do about bloggingness"*

Oh yes was going to say something about campus starting soon, and stocking up on the OJ and Noss...Oh…I said it. Okay I think that’s it...


Saturday, December 09, 2006

The Fastingness of Fasting

"You reach a stage in your life when u realize..." That's a really nice quote but unfortunately, it has nothing to do with Fasting...I think.

It actually started on a Monday, in Ramadan (coincidentally
) hence fasting. Any way... Corpse Kicker asked me how my weekend was, and I didn’t know, seriously my mind was a blank. Like a Void. A nice Big void. Luckily CorpseKicker had a solution for my dilemma(which was driving me insane) she said "you were Fasting", which technically wasn't a lie. Then for some strange reason unbeknown to me, it became the most common word used amongst the circle...”what you did?" "Fasted"...”How's the studing?" "Didn't start, to busy Fasting"...etc

In a nut shell, the epicenteral composite crux (been working on my perambulating :) ) of Fasting, is pretty much doing nothing...

Damn...thought this post would've been longer..

oh..and the opposite of fasting is probably feasting. Personally, I prefer gnitsaF..

Monday, November 06, 2006

The Weight...Weight???

Well..I just finished most of my exams, and yip, gotta wait for the results. So begins the daily visits to the infamous WebCT. Current Students-->Log in-->type tour student no. and Password and you in. Hold your breathe and click on Final results(unfortunately for me my internet connection isn’t so fast, so it’s a long wait)..Now you fall into 3 groups

No. 1 (Most common and the anti-climax)-Marks aren’t out and the Wait continues…

No. 2 (Also common but less of an anti-climax)-you Admitted to the Supplementary Exam. And you think to yourself “Couldn’t I just Fail!..Now I have to study that stupid thing again” or you greatfull that you got another chance to TRY and pass.

No.3 (Pretty much the Climax)-You passed or Failed…

I really Hate the Wait..Oh and if you get the Fail or Supp. Just drink some OJ or hit the Palm of your hand Really hard. I heard it helps.

Ay! I think this Qualifies As my 1st of-Fish-al blogg. Doesn’t the previous post make so much more sense now ?